I Never Fail at Failing All Your Tests

durbikins:

The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.

You search “techno” in LimeWire.

All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.

(via vixxey)

the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

(via sm0k3sat0nhailmeth)

kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

(via otoya-sexual)

andrewpauldost:

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

(via cj-sewers)

bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

(via assertivelatinamother)